Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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