Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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