Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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