he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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