But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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