She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Found the puke drawer
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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