Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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