Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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