Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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