I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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