Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I feel like a drive thru vagina
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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