you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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