There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My vagina is very pro this idea
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