As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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