so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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