This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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