she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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