She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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