i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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