i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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