Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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