I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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