Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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