If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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