i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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