He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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