similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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