I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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