idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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