fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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