is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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