my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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