I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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