your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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