Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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