We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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