Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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