trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Houston, we have a squirter
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
