what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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