community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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