Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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