So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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