Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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