I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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