Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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