what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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