elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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