I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
it's great music for shaving your balls
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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