Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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