She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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