that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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