He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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