I wish I only lived at night.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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